Thursday, 8 December 2005

Cheap Beers

Yes, it's true I'm afraid. The CFizO speaks the truth. We at Punch Apparel drink only the cheapest of beers, unless someone else is buying. However, if you read the descriptions of some of these beers, seriously - how can you NOT drink them?
  • Schlitz, long known as "The beer that made Milwaukee famous" was first brewed by Joseph Schlitz in 1849. That's before the internal combustion engine, telephone or light bulb was invented. Schlitz was the best selling beer in the world in 1956, and although it can't make that claim today, it is still brewed with the same great ingredients and quality that Mr. Schlitz intended. Schlitz is one of the undiscovered gems of American beer and today, young adult consumers are embracing the brew because it has stayed true to itself and hasn't "sold out". When you're ready to discover something new (or old in this case), reach for a Schlitz and see what we mean when we say it's "Just the Kiss of Hops"
  • From the Land of Pleasant Living comes National Bohemian, a treasured mid-Atlantic brand since 1885. Brewed with only the finest ingredients—sparkling pure water, fine grains, choice hops and our special strain of selected yeast—every batch of “Natty Boh” is patiently aged to a smooth, light, superior taste. Try it for yourself and you’ll understand why Mr. Boh says “Oh boy, what a beer!
  • PBR is not just any beer- so you would expect the history to be a bit unusual, and it is. Pabst was originally called "Select," but people started asking for that "Blue Ribbon" beer in 1882 when we started tying silk ribbons to the bottles. We officially added the words "Blue Ribbon" to the bottle in 1895. Today, this classic American brew has been adopted by a whole new generation of PBR drinkers. Currently, PBR is one of the fastest growing domestic beer brands. When you're this good, quality always comes through-PBR ME ASAP!
  • It took “The Beer Drinker’s Beer” to introduce a real draft in a can—and you can still taste that milestone in brewing history today with every can of Piels. Our Draft Style delivers unsurpassed flavor and character like it was drawn straight from the tap!
  • For nearly 110 years, the secret of Olympia, this Great Northwest beer hasn’t been a secret at all: “It’s the Water.” This and a whole lot more. Since 1896, our famous brewing water, superior ingredients and unsurpassed skill as brewers have combined to make “Oly” an affordable beer with a particularly satisfying taste.
    Yes my friends, these are the beers in steady rotation in the CFizO's new Beer Fridge. However, now that we've removed all the shelves, it has room for a keg, or two quarter kegs. It's a wonderful thing, and hopefully the steady stream of beer will enable us to develop and produce even more incredibly strange, funny, and insulting t-shirts!
    Posted by Otter at 6:00 AM in The Ring
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