ABOUT
Punch Apparel is the greatest t-shirt store ever! We are single-handedly revolutionizing the entire industry with our hotwear! Want to learn more? Read on! Want to learn to read? Hooked on fonix werked four me!
Once upon a time, in a far off land, where camels roam the snow capped mountains, three enterprising young men, whilst enjoying a frosty adult beverage, found humor in a machine that dispensed dairy delights. This purple contraption had a name that made their minds wander to the depths of human decency, when one exclaimed, “That would make a great T-shirt!” and thus Punch Apparel was born.
Yes, that day of skipping work to ski the molehills of Northeast Pennsylvania proved to be the beginning of beautiful partnership. Our heroes spent the long ride home brainstorming a list of shirt ideas that were as raunchy as they were politically incorrect. Oh, the list was long, but funds were short. They opted to start their experiment with a t-shirt that was sure to be a local hit, the infamous Delawhere? shirt that spawned an empire. Delawhere? became a Brandywine Valley phenomenon, with orders coming in by the thousands. The success was rampant, and the Partners Punch opted to roll the dice again, this time with a new batch of shirts, including the Cream Machine itself.
Little did these three entrepreneurs know just how difficult launching an interweb business could be. After enlisting the help of Tim the Enchanter, a website was launched. And the men saw what they created, and it was good.
The three amigos based their headquarters in a Trolley Square loft, well within walking distance of many drinking establishments. They are hard at work dreaming up new and beautiful t-shirts (and soon other, um, apparel) that you can show off to your friends, lovers, co-workers, and pets.
Punch Apparel is now a full service hotwear provider. Outfitting the fairer sex with the finest in hilarious garmentry Yes, we had to study the female body very closely to understand what style of t-shirt truly accentuates the best features of our lady freinds. After careful and close examination, we couldn’t decide, so we just asked women what they wanted and used the baby doll tees they suggested. Look at us, true fashion pioneers.
What started out as drunken ramblings has become a legal entity, which unfortunately means we have become tax-paying suckers. To offset those pesky taxes, we needed to generate more cash. So, in addition to the thriving web business, Punch Apparel has been making a splash in the wholesale and custom shirts market. Look for Punch Apparel shirts on the Wildwood Boardwalk in Jersey and other stores in the Wilmington, and Philadelphia metro areas. We’ve also been designing custom shirts for large and surprisingly reputable corporations and professional organizations. What they were thinking when they choose us? We may never know.
So start spreading the word: Punch Apparel is here to stay! If your favorite store does not carry Punch Apparel hotwear, let them know that they are suckers and are losing their street cred. Hey, we’re just trying to make the world a funnier place (what a load of crap).